The smaller things are the cuter they are. That’s why kids are the most adorable people. Sure, they get into trouble sometimes, but that’s part of growing up. And that’s why we don’t usually try children as adults. Every little boy and little girl is someone’s son or daughter.
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Obama Launching Marshmallows
This is the happiest he's been since he found out he gets to eat the ammo afterwards.
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Little Kid Wears Unfortunate Shirt
His dad passed it down to him, because, apparently, he wasn't.
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Baby's First Rejection
It's like they think they're people.
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Do It For Freddy's Kid (Quietly)
He's going to have to learn about passive agressive notes someday.
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Cute Kid Celebrates Birthday, French Fries
"Adorable! I love Matt Lauer." - Your Mom
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Kid in Vending Machine
He's the only thing in there that cost more than a dollar to make.
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Little Kids Hate Practice
Practice makes pariah.
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"Have a Good War" Letter to Soldier
He also sent over enough cootie shots for the whole platoon, so give him a break.
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Sad Kid Left Out of Kissing Party
If you think this rejection is bad, just wait until it inevitably leads to a creative endeavor.
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Lunch Special: Baby Stuffed Pizza
My doctor told me to stay away from dairy, do you have any tater tots?
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Youth Soccer Team Grows Up Mid-Picture
They all have a new GOOOOOOOAL.
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Strip Club Billboard Answers Child's Question
Who needs parents when you have gigantic, question-answering advertisements?
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Kid is Intrigued by Sexy Advertising
It's never too early to talk to your kids about marketing.
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Beach Dad Wears Son as a Hat
"In my eyes, I have no sun."
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Little Girl Action Star
Go ahead, make her a peanut butter and jelly sandwich without the crust cut off.
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Older Brother Makes Motorcycle Out of Younger Siblings
"I can't wait until I'm 18 so I can leave this place and get a real motorcycle made of people."
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Baby Big Legs
He wears the pants in the family--because it's adorable.
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Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
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Brave Woman Hugs Demon Child
She needs an exorcism, or whatever it is that gets rid of a sugar high.
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Little Girl On Beer Throne
"Another complimentary slice of cheese from the deli. NOW!"
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Halloween 2005
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