They're using the Pied Piper app.
Just taking the kids out for a walk.
Boy for sale! Boy for sale! Only seven guineas! That or thereabout!
This is how you remind him how his hair really looks.
"I'm just a lil puppy."
Unless, of course, the answers are written inside of the folders.
The score about boobs and looking at them.
She may seem intolerable, but that's only because she is.
A vote for Mitt is a yawn from your kid.
"Where are we going?" "To find a police officer."
This is the happiest he's been since he found out he gets to eat the ammo afterwards.
His dad passed it down to him, because, apparently, he wasn't.
It's like they think they're people.
He's going to have to learn about passive agressive notes someday.
"Adorable! I love Matt Lauer." - Your Mom
He's the only thing in there that cost more than a dollar to make.
Practice makes pariah.
He also sent over enough cootie shots for the whole platoon, so give him a break.
If you think this rejection is bad, just wait until it inevitably leads to a creative endeavor.
My doctor told me to stay away from dairy, do you have any tater tots?
They all have a new GOOOOOOOAL.
Who needs parents when you have gigantic, question-answering advertisements?
It's never too early to talk to your kids about marketing.
"In my eyes, I have no sun."