He doesn't trim IT. It trims HIM.
He'll valiantly pass out in his own puke.
Whoa, it was him all along in plain site, much like Queen Amidala of Naboo in Star Wars: Episode I.
Dad, please don't pick me up at school anymore. I know it's far, I'll just walk.
Hilarious, now get up so we can start drinking.
Only Milwaukee's best is fit the king.
Great senior picture, plus you can wear that to the prom.