It's an underdog story. With a high risk of mono.
Tonight, baby, it's just me and you and that guy over there.
L is for the way EVERYONE'S LOOKING COME ON HONEY NOW NOW NOW.
Gotta gotta be down, because I don't want it at all.
She'll never see it coming.
All he needs to do is prepare himself for thirty more years of the same thing.
Physical contact is confusing for cats...and most people who spend their time online.
Johnny and Mary, sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. Or also just sittin' in front of everyone, with zero shame whatsoever. That's what affection is all about, right? Showing it off to the world? Be pro …
It's as easy as being a professional motocrosser.
In other news, large bearded men taste like stale cheetos.
I can't decide what the best part of this picture is.
The friend zone ain't a happy place.
They're both ten cents; I don't know which one to choose.
Luckily for single people, there are plenty of fish in the sea.