All he needs to do is prepare himself for thirty more years of the same thing.
They're both ten cents; I don't know which one to choose.
You know what, get two rooms.
May the power of us shoving our tongues down each other's throats compel you to go home.
There's nothing more erotic than textile art.
Bros the same time as hos.
If you think this rejection is bad, just wait until it inevitably leads to a creative endeavor.
Luckily for single people, there are plenty of fish in the sea.
The things people will do for a free cigarette.
Because "turn those frowns upside down" wasn't working for the Christmas photo.
You had your chance, llama. You held your peace.
Kiss and tell? Welcome to my kiss and Hell! Yes, that's what I'll say.
George Michael bought every last one.
The only blasphemy I see here is not everyone being into girl on girl action.
Hold on...Did you just eat peanut butter? Gross.