"Kitten" Video

That's one cute snatch. I mean pussy. I mean strong, independent woman cat.

He could be in the Olympics some day, if he works real hard and transforms into a human.

It looks cute now, but his narcolepsy will prevent him from ever getting a driver's license.

"911... You need your cat to be rescued?... Okay, I assume he's in a tree... No, a pipe?... Is the pipe in a tree?... No? Oh boy."

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It's only animal cruelty if you don't let him have his cigarette.

Happy 4/20.

Give him a break, he just finished "Ulysses."

"I'm king of the throw rug."

"See? Slowing down the natural flow of time with that doomsday device wasn't a bad idea after all. It made kittens even more fun to watch."

What an idiot. It's like he's not even trying to use the scientific method.

"Eureka! I've figured it out, I can get away with anything as long as I'm still adorable."

"I can haz reflection?"

It's not what it looks like--they're having sex.

Behind every adorable kitten, lies another adorable kitten.

"I'm not crying, I just have bird seed in my eye."

This cat would never make it to the top of the Aggro Crag, because that show's not on anymore.

Canadian football is so weird.

This is what happens when you try to exercise.

No animals besides the two kittens being shot with lasers were harmed during the making of this video.

"Ugh, that kitten ruined my adorable cup video."