Don't judge a book by its cover. Unless you plan on putting that book in your body. Then it's OK to judge.
This sticker does a better job than some parents can.
The beard is strong with this one.
Always trust a cool beverage, bro.
HOW GAY IS IT?!
The pet thing is a real quality product for doing things with your pets. Dogs, cats, this thing is good for all kinds of pets.
Oh, man, I've been calling spoons the wrong thing my whole life.
It's either that or jerk chicken.
They print this inside all pants with a 40 inch waist.
Not sure I want this candy.
I'd be more surprised if he wasn't a dick owner.
Hunky Dorys can only be purchased from curio shops in Chinatown.
Ah! Perfect! I can use this for doing things in my kitchen!
Every hot dog has a humble beginning.
I recognize all these words separately, but I don't see how they go together.
One of these signs always lies, and one always tells the truth.
That's all I ask for in a smoothie.
Maybe you should dream a little bigger.
Is that all there is to the language? Man I should definitely have passed Spanish 101, then.
This garage has never lied to me before.
Alright, glue, I know you're excited, but you've got to hold it together.
Just throw Old West Gold Prospector on the list and he'll have it all.
This beer is a master of disguise.
Is that pan made of iron? Because this seems kind of ironic.