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Turkey with Cum Sandwich
It's either that or jerk chicken.
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Washing Directions: Fruit Salad is a Healthy Snack
They print this inside all pants with a 40 inch waist.
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Candy Labeled "Where the Jizz Izz"
Not sure I want this candy.
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Man Labeled "Dick Owner"
I'd be more surprised if he wasn't a dick owner.
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Storage Conditions: Treat Like Gremlins
Hunky Dorys can only be purchased from curio shops in Chinatown.
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Kitchen Thing
Ah! Perfect! I can use this for doing things in my kitchen!
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Boxes of Boneless Pork Rectums
Every hot dog has a humble beginning.
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Oddly Named Product: Mr. Brains Pork Faggots
I recognize all these words separately, but I don't see how they go together.
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Exit Labeled "Not an Exit"
One of these signs always lies, and one always tells the truth.
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Smoothie Promises That it Won't Kill You
That's all I ask for in a smoothie.
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Toilet: One Place, One Dream
Maybe you should dream a little bigger.
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Spanish Translation Just Says "Spanish Spanish Spanish"
Is that all there is to the language? Man I should definitely have passed Spanish 101, then.
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Garage Labeled "Not a Meth Lab"
This garage has never lied to me before.
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Glue Stick Experiences the Most Exciting Moment
Alright, glue, I know you're excited, but you've got to hold it together.
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Alan Moore Does Everything a Bearded Man Dreams of Doing
Just throw Old West Gold Prospector on the list and he'll have it all.
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Beer Can Labeled "Not Beer"
This beer is a master of disguise.
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Sticker Sticks to Non-Stick Pan
Is that pan made of iron? Because this seems kind of ironic.
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Fact Not Based on Fact
Neither is the meat.
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Secret Ingredient
Ew! Peanuts.
