Recent "Language" Stuff

All this time I've been pronouncing it "schadenfreude" like an idiot.

Enable closed captions to see what she's saying, or close the video and avoid nightmares altogether.

This would be a lot less confusing if Jennifer didn't clog the toilet that night.

From djflula

These are called "hieroglyphics" on opposite day.

I like the part where they were either falling in love, breaking up or talking about the weather.

Those cheese-dropping-on-the-seat surrender monkeys.

From shwooddotcom

How do you say, "this is awful"?

From MitchLA

In your face, my 10th grade Spanish teacher. I knew the future would render learning about other cultures obsolete.

England is so crazy... like when you talk about soccer there, people don't point and laugh at you.

Huh, I always thought our voices had more of a Humphrey Bogart sound to them.

Can you believe that they don't have a word for dignity? They do, actually, but it's too vulgar to reprint.