CollegeHumor: Language

"Could Care Less" .. No No No (SMH)

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:34:22 -0400

Watch out for the sequel where David Mitchell explains how much incorrectly using "your" and "you're" upsets the Royal Monarchy.

15 Spot on Anagrams

Wed, 01 May 2013 11:26:36 -0400

It's like the words MEAN something.

Learn 2 Speak English lol

Tue, 12 Mar 2013 14:45:34 -0400

In "Twidiots", we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter's millions of users.

In an increasingly diverse country such as ours, cultural and linguistic tensions are bound to arise. Our friends on Twitter have joined the conversation by requesting that everyone kindly learn English, but lyk 4 real ok lol???

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Czech Girl Has Music Dreams but Terrible English

Tue, 12 Mar 2013 10:55:01 -0400

America, you are music dream so sexy!

Inaccurate Accents

Tue, 19 Feb 2013 11:19:38 -0500

Imitation is the sincerest form of idiocy.

QUIZ: IKEA Product or Made-Up Word

Sat, 16 Feb 2013 23:29:47 -0500

How to Speak Sexy English

Wed, 13 Feb 2013 12:27:41 -0500

It's a real American sex party time.

Google Translated: Call Me Maybe

Fri, 18 Jan 2013 12:29:10 -0500

Where you think you're going, infant?

Two White Guys Raised in China Speaking Cantonese

Thu, 27 Dec 2012 14:41:52 -0500

Zang.

Danish "The Killing" is Actually English

Mon, 17 Dec 2012 11:02:11 -0500

If it ain't got subtitles, it ain't deep.

Cat Helps Baby with English and Spanish

Fri, 07 Dec 2012 11:35:57 -0500

Putting the Taco Bell chihuahua to shame.

You Don't Come, You Get Pimple

Tue, 20 Nov 2012 14:09:54 -0500

It makes perfect sense if you don't think about it.

Google Chrome Now Sort Of Teaches You New Languages

Fri, 04 May 2012 10:47:27 -0400

A wonderful new service that will make you look like a total idiot.

Book Says that Americans Love Basketball and Beer.

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 11:25:32 -0400

Hey, just because I am easily bribed with beer doesn't mean that all Americans are.

How to Pronounce Schadenfreude

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 17:53:53 -0500

All this time I've been pronouncing it "schadenfreude" like an idiot.

Creepy Chinese Lesson

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 15:16:42 -0500

Enable closed captions to see what she's saying, or close the video and avoid nightmares altogether.

German Man Does No Like "Party Pooper" Idiom

Tue, 08 Nov 2011 11:29:03 -0500

This would be a lot less confusing if Jennifer didn't clog the toilet that night.

What You Text vs. What I See

Wed, 19 Oct 2011 21:53:23 -0400

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Words as Images

Thu, 13 Oct 2011 18:50:30 -0400

These are called "hieroglyphics" on opposite day.

Fake English Short Film

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 17:51:15 -0400

I like the part where they were either falling in love, breaking up or talking about the weather.