Picture Throw a jab immediately after hearing the third hop of the bull charge. Professors can't teach that kind of thing.
Picture I can't decide if I should take a shit, look at porn on my computer, or dip tobacco. Wait a second, why choose?
Picture "Walked in to the lobby of my dorm at 3:30 and found these two passed out, computers still on their laps. One hell of a Crazy Saturday Night."