Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
My two best friends are a computer and myself.
"The back light on my LCD screen burned out. I Improvised."
Throw a jab immediately after hearing the third hop of the bull charge. Professors can't teach that kind of thing.
I can't decide if I should take a shit, look at porn on my computer, or dip tobacco. Wait a second, why choose?
"Walked in to the lobby of my dorm at 3:30 and found these two passed out, computers still on their laps. One hell of a Crazy Saturday Night."
Wi-fi and kegs - the two greatest inventions of the 20th century
Dwyer, take a chill pill. Relax man, it's college!
Vomit on laptop
"Fan went out on my laptop."
"Surfing in Daytona."
On second thought, I'll wait till I'm home to check my email.
About that laptop you bought on the street...
Another bum with a laptop. He's probably on CollegeHumor.
Y'know, a homeless man with a laptop is a little like the mule with a spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it.
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Don't ask me again.