Recent "Laser" Stuff

"What a dumb ani--Hey, look at that dot!"

No animals besides the two kittens being shot with lasers were harmed during the making of this video.

This is the stuff exclamation points are made of.

This is what happens when you hire Tim and Eric to film your wedding.

The best part is that, when it's finished, you have a plaque that says "2009 2nd Grade Soccer Champio120f8abqllllq."

Maybe these intergalactic bullies wouldn't have a problem with him if he wasn't so drunk all the time.

With this amazing new technology, we'll be able to create music that makes people blind AND deaf.

The high-tech version of peanut butter.

If you can think of a better way to swat flies, we're all ears.

He's hated lasers since his parents were killed by high-tech snipers.

Any music played on this is technically light rock.

Get yours today! Available wherever it's still 1988!

Dinner is served! Don't touch it though, it'll melt your fingers right off.

You've seen magic trick videos before, but this one is actually magic. We assure you, there is no trick.

First there were red lasers. Now this. I don't know what comes after green but it's going to be awesome.

When I was a kid, we had Lite Brite. And that was enough!

Even more impressive? The last one is a bowling ball.