Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Walk-ins looking to sue accepted.
Chuck Norris did so well on his LSATs that it broke the machine that grades them. When a senator showed up to present him with a licesne to practice law, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him and said "I make my own justice."
"A sign I saw in Sandy, Oregon... he sounds trustworthy doesn't he?"
And you wonder why lawyers are always screwing people
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