Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Police Live on Lazy Lane
Girl Too Tired to Take Escalator
Some guys just know how to hang. And boy does he hang.
How does the laziest person ever walks their dog? By not walking their dog.
He's put himself in solitary confinement.
But if doing this is doing something, then is it really doing nothing?
The Chinese consider the same 3 options when they have a girl.
Because right now it's late and we're used to going to bed nice and early.
An elderly couple stood on the stairs for 5 hours before their grandchildren had to come pick them up and take them home.
The curse of the fortune teller is pure honesty. And laziness.
And if that's not easy enough already, the answers will be posted on the board during the exam.
Does this qualify it to be a 2-in-1 product?
First KFCer to find the feather wins life long chicken buckets and the right to sign a non-disclosure agreement! Win-win.
The secret to looking this good? An hour on the treadmill every day.
"Yeah, and if you could just put that Big Mac right in my mouth, that would be great."
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