Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
That possum is so damn punk rock.
I don't want to know where this Easter Bunny hid the eggs.
I get it, mom. We're poor.
"I could shake it off, but that would require ener -- oh boy, is it mid-afternoon already? Time for my 52nd nap of the day."
It's exactly like that one time, in Avatar, when Jake Sully tames the Taruk and comes back to the Na'vi people to claim his throne. So sick.
Okay these swings seem to be fine. Now let's see if that slide is in working order.
Iron. Construction Paper. What's the diff?
Sports Pickle: Key to Winning the Game is Wanting it More, Stresses Lazy Coach
We cooould look into this, but it'll probably be a real "time-drain."
I'm not even going to reward these lazy jerks with a caption. Oh wait, I wrote one.
This is definitely the one to beat for our "Best Baby Halloween Costume."
Work - something my teacher doesn't do.
"Business tripled and the boss quit, leaving that Assistant Gas Station Manager position wide open for yours truly."
The Lazy Boy just got lazier
A segway just didn't say "please don't respect me" enough, so they got a cheaper knockoff.
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