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via ChicoComedy October 29, 2013
You can't run from your own laziness.
From GCFOX via GamerTalkLive on August 3, 2012
They're the best (at lying) around.
From cr8zyfamily on April 13, 2012
Wow, what a slightly older than a baby.
From Issuein2 on August 15, 2011
"Awww, it looks like he's dead."
From InZane4all on June 23, 2011
He'll listen to just about anything, as long as it's about murder.
May 2, 2011
It combines the fun of not exercising with the joy of not exercising.
April 20, 2011
So that's who watches "Keeping up with the Kardashians."
March 25, 2011
"I don't want to go outside. That's where everyone goes to the bathroom."
February 17, 2011
"You know, it's weird. Now that I know what it's like to be pulled, I miss pulling."
December 30, 2010
This dog is so lazy, he even asks the other neighborhood dogs to bark at squirrels on his behalf.
October 1, 2010
"I'd fire you two for being lazy if you weren't so efficient, and I'd promote you two for being efficient if you weren't so lazy. Enjoy your jobs."
September 8, 2010
Give him a break, his paws are tired from chasing squirrels all day.
August 25, 2010
"We played frisbee yesterday. Let's watch Family Guy."
July 20, 2010
"I swear the second this stops being cute I will call the vet and see what's wrong with his legs."
July 8, 2010
The BeerBot will be available to consumers as soon as the "random maniacal murder spree" kink is working out.
March 28, 2011
Good try, lawn mower, but you'll never be as cute as a Roomba.
February 26, 2010
If you're too lazy to lift nachos to your fat face you have a problem, and the food lift solves it!
From BriTANicK on December 16, 2009
The best part of waking up is going back to sleep.
December 1, 2009
"A million man march? I don't know that many people."
June 1, 2009
Kirk wouldn't have stood for it.
November 25, 2008
Someone's come down with an adorable case of kitty mononucleosis.
October 23, 2008
"Ugh... Just mash the bamboo into a paste and stick it under my tongue."
December 2, 2009
A lazy cat with an attitude? He sure isn't breaking down any Sunday comic cat stereotypes.
August 22, 2008
He's about on par with the most active XBox 360 player.