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Child Leaves Threatening Letter about Computer Password
I've asked a handwriting analyst to look at this letter. He confirmed that this kid is completely insane.
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Guy Submits Death Certificate of Former Employee with Resume
I'm sure everyone was glad to see him at the funeral.
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Note Announces End of Friendship
But we had so much fun in Thighland.
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Postcard Writer Hates Oklahoma
This postcard brought to you by the Kansas tourism board. Kansas: Screw Oklahoma.
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Glasses Donation to MLB
Every year dozens of umpires suffer from Awful Call Syndrome. You can help.
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Angry Customer Sends Comcast Gift
Thanks for the pre-paid postage, dildos.
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Proper Puking Technique
Step 4: Move out.
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Honest Late Paper Excuse
My friend sent this (true) e-mail to her professor in a fit of finals hopelessness. I'll just say it did not help her cause.
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Out of Snacks
"I'm also leaving you for Mr. Whiskers."


