Libraries everywhere can finally sleep a little easier.
No pain, no knowledge gained.
Just respect those around you while you sob, please.
Oh thank goodness, now we know.
I suggest a new strategy, professor: let the wookie pass.
It doesn't say anything about dry erase markers, or stabbing.
They didn't say anything about jumping on them.
It was the only way to get grandpa out of the house.
I think the designer of these cubicles might be an anti Semite.
Knowledge is power, but drinking is fun.
That's a spacious dormroom at a college in China.
"Also, we have gathered and burned every copy of Everyone Poops."
To be fair it was a copy of "Everyone Poops."
"...and thats why I'm not allowed back in the library."
Damn Atheist librarians. When will they quit!
This almost makes reading cool. I SAID ALMOST.
But the book was "Everyone Poops!"
Apparently the library has a political agenda.