Tag: Library Book (Page 2)

Ew, sorry kid. I don't hug fat people. I don't like to smell all day. Picture Ew, sorry kid. I don't hug fat people. I don't like to smell all day.
Is that a book in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Picture Is that a book in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Chapter 1 - Butt Pubes: What Are They For? Picture Chapter 1 - Butt Pubes: What Are They For?
It's a book of blank pages to use as toilet paper. Picture It's a book of blank pages to use as toilet paper.
Imagine how upset the people who wrote these books would be if they heard rap. Picture Imagine how upset the people who wrote these books would be if they heard rap.
I didn't know they wrote a book about my girlfriend. Picture I didn't know they wrote a book about my girlfriend.
Herding cats isn't that hard. I can teach you everything you need to know in one word - fireworks. Picture Herding cats isn't that hard. I can teach you everything you need to know in one word - fireworks.
If that pussy was 20 when that was written, it's almost 40 now. Picture If that pussy was 20 when that was written, it's almost 40 now.
It's about a man who suddenly gains the ability to read the minds of negroes. Picture It's about a man who suddenly gains the ability to read the minds of negroes.
This book came out in 1956. Now-a-days it's $20 to see the monkey, but still a bargain. Picture This book came out in 1956. Now-a-days it's $20 to see the monkey, but still a bargain.
SPOILER: He who denied it supplied it. Picture SPOILER: He who denied it supplied it.
Unlike humans, horses cannot vomit. Picture Unlike humans, horses cannot vomit.
Finding Library Books has just been upgraded to a full-blown contest. We're calling it LOLbrary Books, and the best one gets $100. Don't worry, everything already sent in is retroactively eligible. Picture Finding Library Books has just been upgraded to a full-blown contest. We're calling it LOLbrary Books, and the best one gets $100. Don't worry, everything already sent in is retroactively eligible.
Chapter 1 - The Secret Merit Badge Picture Chapter 1 - The Secret Merit Badge
Being Amish is all about the ATTITUDE. Picture Being Amish is all about the ATTITUDE.
Back then, a fag was someone who played soccer with a basketball. Picture Back then, a fag was someone who played soccer with a basketball.
Worst title for a romance novel ever. Picture Worst title for a romance novel ever.
How graphic are the illustrations? Do we get to see the two main characters kiss? Picture How graphic are the illustrations? Do we get to see the two main characters kiss?
Experiment #1: Are you a dork? If you are reading this book, then yes. Alright, onto experiment #2... Picture Experiment #1: Are you a dork? If you are reading this book, then yes. Alright, onto experiment #2...
Honey, I painted this fresco to let you know I don't love you anymore. Picture Honey, I painted this fresco to let you know I don't love you anymore.
Thanks to those who brave going to the library to send us funny book titles. Picture Thanks to those who brave going to the library to send us funny book titles.