Also, don't sext while driving, kids.
In fourth grade my school participated in something called The Invention Convention. The idea was that every elementary school student in the country would dream up an idea, create a working model, an …
Don't advertise it on your car if you're trying to hush people up.
Or maybe this kind of thing only happens to people who choose those license plates.
This car don't care.
Why, herro there.
Smithers, is that license plate booing me?
I've pulled over a car, license plate... uhhhhh... it's a bunch of "I"s and ones.. ugh.
This license plate is so metal, all the letters can't be contained on one plate.
I think that license plate is lying to us.
Get it? Because blondes are upside-down.
Pretty horrifying, but it's fun to watch the videos of people reacting to this license plate.
Don't drive behind this car, or you'll get rainbows on your windshield.
I don't condone this behavior, but I appreciate the advance warning.
This man probably likes "Your Mom" jokes too much.
"No, you idiot. Legend is the car."
If you think he's dedicated now, you should know he legally changed his name to Idiot.
The helmet comes with built-in sunglasses for those long California drives.
They say it conquers all.
We dare you to pull her over.
Serves him right for working late nights and long weekends to support a family. Prick.
Who doesn't love jazz?
50/50 chance that's actually Mr. T driving a mini-van