Police Blotter Lie picture Police Blotter Lie

I think he also finished all the milk and didn't flush the toilet. Bastard!

| 6 comments | July 05, 2011
Google Maps Mishap picture Google Maps Mishap

Must... Obey... Google...

From simon

| 3 comments | June 10, 2011
Gender-Skittish Baby picture Gender-Skittish Baby

I'll never tell.

| 2 comments | June 03, 2011
...and Joe the Plumber misspells. picture ...and Joe the Plumber misspells.

From -JVH-

| 29 comments | March 03, 2011
Also you have to spend Christmas Eve at my place. And tell them you're a lawyer. Cool? picture Also you have to spend Christmas Eve at my place. And tell them you're a lawyer. Cool?

| 1 comment | December 23, 2010
It's not a complete lie. They squeezed the water used to make the juice out of a dirty kitchen rag. picture It's not a complete lie. They squeezed the water used to make the juice out of a dirty kitchen rag.

| 9 comments | August 19, 2010
False Advertising! picture False Advertising!

| 1 comment | August 12, 2010
Read The Onion? You're drinking the Kool-Aid. picture Read The Onion? You're drinking the Kool-Aid.

| 7 comments | July 21, 2010
Wait guys, didn't Spain actually wi--BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ picture Wait guys, didn't Spain actually wi--BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

| 25 comments | July 15, 2010
Or, you know, maybe you should try going to the gym. picture Or, you know, maybe you should try going to the gym.

| 20 comments | June 23, 2010
That stoner cat always tries to steal the spotlight from dogs on YouTube (read the comments). picture That stoner cat always tries to steal the spotlight from dogs on YouTube (read the comments).

| 17 comments | April 07, 2010
That's my third all-nighter in a row. I keep getting stuck studying Level 6. picture That's my third all-nighter in a row. I keep getting stuck studying Level 6.

| 50 comments | March 25, 2010
Water them twice a day with whole milk. picture Water them twice a day with whole milk.

From Vaughn Whynot

| 18 comments | March 01, 2010
It's Wal-Mart. People don't get how numbers work anyway. picture It's Wal-Mart. People don't get how numbers work anyway.

| 26 comments | February 18, 2010
Weirdest part: Ricky M's his dad. picture Weirdest part: Ricky M's his dad.

From SilverPants

| 26 comments | February 08, 2010
Really makes you feel stupid for paying so much for yours, huh? picture Really makes you feel stupid for paying so much for yours, huh?

| 15 comments | February 01, 2010
Pizza Burrito?!? Not my recession. picture Pizza Burrito?!? Not my recession.

| 107 comments | January 16, 2010
Behold! The power of the Internet... and lying. picture Behold! The power of the Internet... and lying.

| 24 comments | December 16, 2009
The back of his neck was severely red soon thereafter. picture The back of his neck was severely red soon thereafter.

| 38 comments | December 02, 2009
The old "painting a donkey to look like a zebra" trick, ay? I give him 24 hours before the toxic paint seeps through his hide and slowly poisons him. picture The old "painting a donkey to look like a zebra" trick, ay? I give him 24 hours before the toxic paint seeps through his hide and slowly poisons him.

| 43 comments | November 19, 2009