The Force is no match for the Batarang. picture The Force is no match for the Batarang.
If you use one of those Darth Maul double light sabers you could make it twice as big. picture If you use one of those Darth Maul double light sabers you could make it twice as big.
Jedi Bear video Jedi Bear

"Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobear. You're my only hope."

Luke Skywalker ain't got sh*t on him. picture Luke Skywalker ain't got sh*t on him.
Jedi Knight Rider video Jedi Knight Rider

You don't get to star in quality shows like Knight Rider and Baywatch without paying your dues. Here's David Hasselhoff in the 1979 epic, "Stellar Crash Beyond the Third Dimension."

I have the power! picture I have the power!
May the force be with you, O-Betty-Wan picture May the force be with you, O-Betty-Wan
Basement Accident Caught on Tape video Basement Accident Caught on Tape

WARNING: Graphic Violence. dude gets accidentally pwned while snooping around in buddy's basement!

Jedi Dog video Jedi Dog

Look out! The cat has a thermal detonator!

A long time ago, in a Sistine Chapel far, far away. picture A long time ago, in a Sistine Chapel far, far away.