"Lion" Video

I don't want to generalize, but all lions are good-for-nothing, deadbeat criminals.

From afimage

If crocodile speak wasn't outside the range of human hearing, you'd hear his friends saying, "Just swim away. He's not worth it, bro."

They're so cute I wouldn't even mind if they tore me apart limb from limb.

I'm jealous, my dream is to not be eaten by lions.

That's what happens when you wash down an entire family of gazelles with a 2 liter of cola.

Before you know it those cubs will be all grown up, going off to college, and picking his bones clean.

It's hard to blame the lion, the zookeepers only feed him redheaded children.

The best part of messing with a lion is waiting in suspense to see if you're going to get mauled to death or not.

Lions eat other animals? Was everything I learned from The Lion King a lie?

You know those heart-warming videos where the guys see the lion they raised years later and it hugs them? That's the opposite of what happens here.

That'll do pig. That'll do.

Dumb stupid lion doesn't even know how to kill people. It thinks it can love them to death.

"That animal is the only thing between me and the Chex Mix. I'm going for it."

Can you feel the love tonight?

Shot this at the Toronto Zoo a couple of years ago. Thought I would put some music behind it and mix it up a little.

I don't know who had the idea to set nature footage against Beastie Boys, but the results are hilarious.

Watch where you're going.

When you shoot at a lion, you better make sure you hit it.