"Liquor Store" Stuff

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picture Lickers?

picture Baby that's all we need.

picture When you open a store, you get to call it whatever you want.

That's a great idea, let's get drunk and go to Toys R' Us!

picture That's a great idea, let's get drunk and go to Toys R' Us!

Gotta get the kids to behave somehow.

picture Gotta get the kids to behave somehow.

Maybe it's supposed to be "lickers"?

picture Maybe it's supposed to be "lickers"?

The clerk checks your ID even if you're middle aged, fat and bald.

picture The clerk checks your ID even if you're middle aged, fat and bald.

For the drunk that's always on the go!

picture For the drunk that's always on the go!

She won't let me, that's why I'm buying the liquor.

picture She won't let me, that's why I'm buying the liquor.

Don't you hate people that make air quotes.

picture Don't you hate people that make air quotes.

This isn't so much a label as a shout out for a recall.

picture This isn't so much a label as a shout out for a recall.

"This was in front of a liquor store by the way." Classic.

picture "This was in front of a liquor store by the way." Classic.

I'll take a driver's license and a 12-pack, please.

picture I'll take a driver's license and a 12-pack, please.

Car into building! Car into building!

picture Car into building! Car into building!

I think Disco Liquors would have been funnier, but you guys are the ones out there on the front line.

picture I think Disco Liquors would have been funnier, but you guys are the ones out there on the front line.

"We found this billboard in Alabama." Is this weird for anybody else?

picture "We found this billboard in Alabama." Is this weird for anybody else?

What's better than a pot of gold?

picture What's better than a pot of gold?

"Forget Janet Jackson's boob, this is some real entertainment for the whole family."

picture "Forget Janet Jackson's boob, this is some real entertainment for the whole family."

Is these really worthy of comment in police listings?

picture Is these really worthy of comment in police listings?

"This will fix any thing in Cancun."

picture "This will fix any thing in Cancun."

For those who don't know, ABC is a liquor store.

picture For those who don't know, ABC is a liquor store.

(To help get this joke, you should know that ABC's are liquor stores)

picture (To help get this joke, you should know that ABC's are liquor stores)

When your high school runs out of money and has to rent out space... what a combo.

picture When your high school runs out of money and has to rent out space... what a combo.

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