Tag: Liquor Store

This isn't so much a label as a shout out for a recall. Picture This isn't so much a label as a shout out for a recall.
The clerk checks your ID even if you're middle aged, fat and bald. Picture The clerk checks your ID even if you're middle aged, fat and bald.
For the drunk that's always on the go! Picture For the drunk that's always on the go!
When you open a store, you get to call it whatever you want. Picture When you open a store, you get to call it whatever you want.
Lickers? Picture Lickers?
That's a great idea, let's get drunk and go to Toys R' Us! Picture That's a great idea, let's get drunk and go to Toys R' Us!
Maybe it's supposed to be "lickers"? Picture Maybe it's supposed to be "lickers"?
Baby that's all we need. Picture Baby that's all we need.
She won't let me, that's why I'm buying the liquor. Picture She won't let me, that's why I'm buying the liquor.
Don't you hate people that make air quotes. Picture Don't you hate people that make air quotes.
Gotta get the kids to behave somehow. Picture Gotta get the kids to behave somehow.
I'll take a driver's license and a 12-pack, please. Picture I'll take a driver's license and a 12-pack, please.
"This was in front of a liquor store by the way." Classic. Picture "This was in front of a liquor store by the way." Classic.
Car into building! Car into building! Picture Car into building! Car into building!
Poor neighborhood planning. Picture Poor neighborhood planning.
What's better than a pot of gold? Picture What's better than a pot of gold?
I thought they were next to King Toot's Music Store.. Picture I thought they were next to King Toot's Music Store..
Because what makes you want to drink more than your family? Picture Because what makes you want to drink more than your family?
For those who don't know, ABC is a liquor store. Picture For those who don't know, ABC is a liquor store.
I think Disco Liquors would have been funnier, but you guys are the ones out there on the front line. Picture I think Disco Liquors would have been funnier, but you guys are the ones out there on the front line.
Come on, I'm 21 in human years! Picture Come on, I'm 21 in human years!
"This sign clarified everything for us on our trip to the 1000 Islands. We were wondering where all the girls hung out!" Picture "This sign clarified everything for us on our trip to the 1000 Islands. We were wondering where all the girls hung out!"
When your high school runs out of money and has to rent out space... what a combo. Picture When your high school runs out of money and has to rent out space... what a combo.
"We found this billboard in Alabama." Is this weird for anybody else? Picture "We found this billboard in Alabama." Is this weird for anybody else?