Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
This isn't so much a label as a shout out for a recall.
The clerk checks your ID even if you're middle aged, fat and bald.
For the drunk that's always on the go!
When you open a store, you get to call it whatever you want.
That's a great idea, let's get drunk and go to Toys R' Us!
Maybe it's supposed to be "lickers"?
Baby that's all we need.
She won't let me, that's why I'm buying the liquor.
Don't you hate people that make air quotes.
Gotta get the kids to behave somehow.
I'll take a driver's license and a 12-pack, please.
"This was in front of a liquor store by the way." Classic.
Car into building! Car into building!
Poor neighborhood planning.
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