Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Take off those rubber bands, then try and pick them up. You'll see why they're called Lobstas.
Nothing is more special than the bond between a man and his lobster
Lifting a lobster to certain death with a claw, how poetic.
I don't understand what happened, I wore my goggles!
Showin' how funkyand strong is your fightIt doesn't matter who's wrong or rightJust beat it, beat itJust beat it, beat it.
I said I need my READING glasses.
That must taste... interesting.
I can't believe you hit your runner-runner flush draw. You drunk crustacean - who plays 3-9 suited ?
This will make a great bottle opener.
You know a lobster is big when you need to duct tape his claw closed.
"Sucks to be that lobster."
Wouldn't it be fun to ride the lobster while someone drove around?
He's about to get thrown into a pot of boiling hot water, just let him have it.
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