Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Oops - we forgot his door opens inward.
Somewhere, an executive at the phone book company is crying.
"He eventually escaped and poured garlic and olive oil all over our rooms."
The person who opens that door probably won't have nearly as smiley of a face.
Take that, fire escape!
"Locked our roomate in his room. His only request was that we turn down the TV."
"We packed as much packing popcorn and shredded newspaper between the door and this wall of duct tape as we could fit... When they open the door, it wall all fall into their room and they will will see the 6 foot penis we drew on the back."
Good luck making it to finals on time, or escaping the apartment in case of a fire.
"Snow Wars beings at Moravian College."
From the United States Air Force Military Academy, where our next generation of geniuses are being trained.
She doesn't know it yet, but she's going to be late to class.
A very cozy lock in.
"That's 200 cups filled to the top with water assembeled in under 13 minutes."
Does anyone need phonebooks anymore for anything besides dorm room hijinks?
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