I am the one who talks.
Well at least the lines aren't TERRIBLE.
The only downside is never being able to change your shirt again.
The Office: The One That Went on Too LongIt started out great. You excitedly told all your friends about this great new girl you met. But things changed. Slowly at first, little annoyances you were wi …
Polly onna cracker?
I found a wormhole, but I'm not sure it's yours. Can you describe it?
Wanted: more satisfying conclusion.
You just got bitch-slapped by the invisible hand.
She should try checking the backseat of that station wagon.
The dog posted a similar sign about his owner.
Apparently not all of the ThunderCats have returned to Cartoon Network.
John Locke blew this door off with dynamite.
If you find his virginity, please be kind and bury it deep in the woods.
The buffoon with the bassoon is looking for the goon who stole his bassoon.