The Only Candy Bar The Bear That Ate All Your Food and Maps Somehow Missed
...]]> /article/6094170 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6094170/now-that-theyre-done-with-lost-damon-lindelof-and-carlton-cuse-are-having-trouble-brainstorming-their-next-project Fri, 21 May 2010 08:58:06 -0400 Missing


Following a devastating boat crash, a group of strangers find themselves isolated on a mysterious island. The passengers, who have all sorts of different backgrounds, come together to confront the island's many threats, such as the strange "Folks Who Aren't Us" and a monster composed of some kind of dark, gaseous matter. They also explore the island’s various mysteries: the Enigmatic Science Foundation, an enormous statue of a single toe, and a recurring series of ordinal rankings (4th, 8th, 15th, 16th, 23rd, and, uh, let’s say 41st).
...]]> /article/5917219 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5917219/losty-lost-lost Wed, 03 Feb 2010 13:29:06 -0500 So let me get this straight.


They were LOST because the plane was LOST, but they thought it was found with the decoy bodies but it was actually still just LOST. There was that one dude at the beginning who LOST his sense of surroundings and got sucked into that engine – one of the many who LOST their lives on "LOST." There was the smoke monster, who definitely LOST his cool, and that's when they first LOST the non-"LOST" logic. The appearance of polar bears is what first LOST me. At the beginning, Locke LOST his wheelchair, after he LOST the use of his legs. Of course, all the flash backs LOST time and mainly existed to show all that the "LOST" characters LOST before they LOST themselves on the island. Walt LOST his dog, but then his dog was never really LOST, ever. Sun and Jin thought they definitely LOST the baby, and Rose LOST her cancer, so the island may have you LOST but is it a bad thing? They LOST some of their audience when they got LOST in other time periods, and little Ben LOST his life, but big Ben was still just an asshole who at some point LOST the will to keep his "daughter" alive, who was originally LOST by Rousseau, who LOST her mind. At some point, the show LOST two characters to actors' criminal charges. Hurley never LOST any weight, but he LOST Libby, but does Hurley lose anyone? You know, since Hurley LOST his marbles and talks to dead people who apparently are not LOST but still on the island?
...]]> /article/5849726 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5849726/if-the-lost-castaways-had-facebook-on-the-island Mon, 28 Dec 2009 08:26:33 -0500