CollegeHumor: Lottery

Lottery Malfunctions, Balls Everywhere

Tue, 07 Jun 2011 16:16:41 -0400

Fun fact: It's more likely for lottery balls to unexpectedly burst from your desk than for you to win the lottery.

The "Lost" ending you didn't know was coming

Wed, 05 Jan 2011 10:15:33 -0500

Hurley's lottery ticket numbers hot jackpot for 9,000+ people.

Lucky Ball

Tue, 02 Nov 2010 16:21:47 -0400

He actually won, but spent all the money on his costume. It's made out of platinum.

Fake Lottery Ticket Freak Out

Mon, 11 Oct 2010 13:31:43 -0400

He's better off without the $10,000. He would have blown it all on My Chemical Romance CDs.

Here's something to occupy your time for the next 35 years

Tue, 28 Sep 2010 16:00:49 -0400

Lottery mathematical possibility simulator.

The Lottery Guru

Thu, 25 Mar 2010 11:52:01 -0400

Yup, he's figured out how to beat the Lottery. He just makes instructional videos because he's bored being a multi-billionaire.

The Musings of a Man Who Won the Lottery, Without Knowing How a Lottery Works

Tue, 08 Sep 2009 07:11:17 -0400

Wow. Never in my wildest dreams did I ever imagine I'd have this much money!

It seems like only yesterday that I was living day to day, trying to make ends meet through my lowly job in public restroom maintenance.

In fact, it was yesterday… and it was only a week ago that I decided to suck it up and buy my ticket to a better life.

In hindsight, I can't see why I was so reluctant to ever buy into the whole lottery ?thing' in the first place. I guess I just didn't believe that it was possible to achieve such enormous wealth so quickly and easily!

I'm still coming to terms with the fact that this process is even logical… I mean, if it's really this easy, why doesn't everyone just go out and buy 9.5 million dollars?

It's really quite simple: You buy a ticket that costs eight dollars, and a few days later you exchange your ticket for 9.5 million dollars… hello??? Does any one else want to get in on this?!

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Conspicuously absent: Hugo Reyes

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 16:39:19 -0400

The top 10 lottery tragedies.

One Lucky Guy - CAUGHT ON TAPE

Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:00:10 -0400

Lotto ticket winner gets hit by car while cashing in...almost

Weirdest Commercial

Fri, 10 Nov 2006 10:35:03 -0500

It's rare you see a product promote homicide.