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			<pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2012 13:53:45 -0400</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 14 Feb 2011 12:32:45 -0500</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jan 2011 12:17:55 -0500</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 07 Jan 2011 12:18:07 -0500</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2010 11:54:30 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Pretty cool, but his time would have been better spent inventing jet packs.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 14 May 2010 16:03:47 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Imagine the amazing machines that could be built with these gears, like a really weird drill, or a car that doesn't work.]]></description>
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			<title>It's actually quite sad if you think about the poor guy living in the Coke Machine</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 11:42:54 -0500</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:53:27 -0500</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 12:01:13 -0400</pubDate>
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