"Machine" Video

While it can't shred your emotional problems, it can shred the people causing them.

That street performer on my corner is going to be even more unemployed.

From ServoJuggler

It's marble madness!

I choose you, any other toy!

Someone call the science police. He's breaking the laws of thermodynamics.

The fact that it doesn't laugh when the bottle makes a fart noise erases any doubt that it might be a robot.

Winner gets to destroy your cell phone.

It's as useful as the iphone is for making calls.

It has fun so you don't have to.

What a stupid robot! Everyone knows you need an angular velocity of 36 degrees per second to flip a pancake.

Pretty cool, but his time would have been better spent inventing jet packs.

Imagine the amazing machines that could be built with these gears, like a really weird drill, or a car that doesn't work.

It's pretty clear that this is a thing that does stuff. Anyone can see that.

With the power to destroy an entire city! And eat crickets!

This isn't so bad. Not until they start the training.

"All those words you said make perfect sense to me, but maybe you should explain it again more simply so other people understand."

We're living in the future! If only Aunt Jemima were still alive to see this.

Do you still want to save the rain forest after seeing how AWESOME this wood chopper is?

"Ma'am, may I sharpen my pencil? I need to split an atom."

"Oh man this is awesome! What are these things ACTUALLY used for?"