To the nights we'll never remember, and I forget the rest.
Johnny and Mary, sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. Or also just sittin' in front of everyone, with zero shame whatsoever. That's what affection is all about, right? Showing it off to the world? Be pro …
Entry minus 30 minutes:Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, there she is. Mars. She looks so cute in red. Immediately hide behind an asteroid and spend half an hour giving yourself a pep talk into the mir …
You know what, get two rooms.
How will people know he's hooking up if he doesn't update his facebook status?
"Just a second, I'm about to make Lisa sour cream!"
I don't know what everyone is angry about, but I think I agree with them.
Kiss and tell? Welcome to my kiss and Hell! Yes, that's what I'll say.
Hey man, you're doing it wrong.
Don't worry, she'll be making out with her Shake Weight soon enough.
Clearly she was memorable.
"Angus, you can't NOT go to your senior prom." -- least understanding mom ever.
The Catholic church doesn't even hide their love for children anymore.
That dude loves "Big Love" on HBO.
Dude's: Wet dream or worst nightmare? You decide
New Achievement Unlocked: Hearing awesome hookup story from friend at school.
This caption is so unrelated to the picture. No wait, they are related. By blood.
I bet they're "Gangster Rappers."
Oh, to be a kid again.
Hundreds of thousands of tweenage girls just spontaneously combusted.
Somebody's gotta save the whales.
It's like a bad car accident, it hurts to look, but you just can't turn away.
See that guy holding the beer? That's his girlfriend.
Don't worry, he's that dude's deaf little brother so he can't hear anything.