Recent "Mall" Stuff

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Cute Little Girl Waves "Bye" to Everyone on Escalator video Cute Little Girl Waves "Bye" to Everyone on Escalator

I would've been afraid to wave back. I'm not supposed to associate with strangers.

From ForTheLoveofChloe

| 26 comments | January 19, 2012
Haka Flash Mob video Haka Flash Mob

For those of you that are unfamiliar, the Haka was a traditional dance the native Maori people used to declare war on shopping malls.

| 24 comments | November 29, 2011
Girl Too Tired to Take Escalator picture Girl Too Tired to Take Escalator

Buying some hilarious gag vomit at Spencer's Gifts should put some pep back into her step.

| 12 comments | May 17, 2011
Get them while they're young. picture Get them while they're young.

| 103 comments | January 31, 2011
Escalator Ninja video Escalator Ninja

He has finally come to return the ill-fitting slacks his most-honorable Aunt Cindy got him for Christmas.

| 17 comments | January 18, 2011
Mall Unveils Man-Eating Koi/Piranha Hybrid video Mall Unveils Man-Eating Koi/Piranha Hybrid

All the more reason not to let your child wander off in the mall.

| 28 comments | January 08, 2011
Honest Shopping Mall Map: Holiday Edition article Honest Shopping Mall Map: Holiday Edition

by Owen Parsons on

| 37 comments | December 22, 2010
An elderly couple stood on the stairs for 5 hours before their grandchildren had to come pick them up and take them home. picture An elderly couple stood on the stairs for 5 hours before their grandchildren had to come pick them up and take them home.

| 32 comments | December 16, 2010
Mall Cop picture Mall Cop

Ladies love a man in uniform.

| 1 comment | November 08, 2010
Honest Shopping Mall Map article Honest Shopping Mall Map

by Owen Parsons on

| 49 comments | October 21, 2010 | +500,000 views
Child Doesn't Want to go to the Auburn Store video Child Doesn't Want to go to the Auburn Store

I don't blame him, the 'Bama store is much closer to the Orange Julius.

| 29 comments | September 23, 2010
False Advertising! picture False Advertising!

| 1 comment | August 12, 2010
Man Freaks Out Because Mall is Closed video Man Freaks Out Because Mall is Closed

He'd shop online, but there's no place to get a good pretzel on the Internet.

| 135 comments | June 29, 2010
Playing Tag With Mall Security video Playing Tag With Mall Security

This marks the first time in history anyone disrespected mall security.

| 47 comments | April 05, 2010
Relax people, it's his STEP-daughter. picture Relax people, it's his STEP-daughter.

| 103 comments | December 06, 2009
Nothing like a good walk through the mall to stay healthy and completely insane hotlink Nothing like a good walk through the mall to stay healthy and completely insane
8 comments | August 06, 2009
Banana Tragedy video Banana Tragedy

It's sad to see this happen when they are so ripe and fresh.

| 53 comments | July 23, 2009
That's not even his mom. She's a complete stranger. picture That's not even his mom. She's a complete stranger.

| 87 comments | May 05, 2009
Don't be fooled by his soft, fluffy exterior. That's a cold-hearted man on the inside. picture Don't be fooled by his soft, fluffy exterior. That's a cold-hearted man on the inside.

| 125 comments | March 29, 2009
"OMG, that's the mall Santa Claus during Christmas. I sat on his lap!" picture "OMG, that's the mall Santa Claus during Christmas. I sat on his lap!"

| 40 comments | February 26, 2009