Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Don't be fooled by his soft, fluffy exterior. That's a cold-hearted man on the inside.
"OMG, that's the mall Santa Claus during Christmas. I sat on his lap!"
"Have you ever seen the map of child predators in your area? Apparently we were standing on a landmark."
This is the food court at Racial Stereotypes R Us.
Terrible Riddler costume.
My dad's the coolest. Every Saturday he lets me play by myself in Toys R Us for 3 hours!
"Free Picture Day at the mall."
"We bet my friend $10 he wouldn't jump into the mall fountain from the balcony; we lost $10."
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.