CollegeHumor: Mall

Cute Little Girl Waves "Bye" to Everyone on Escalator

Thu, 19 Jan 2012 01:00:40 -0500

I would've been afraid to wave back. I'm not supposed to associate with strangers.

Haka Flash Mob

Mon, 28 Nov 2011 18:20:24 -0500

For those of you that are unfamiliar, the Haka was a traditional dance the native Maori people used to declare war on shopping malls.

Girl Too Tired to Take Escalator

Mon, 16 May 2011 18:03:53 -0400

Buying some hilarious gag vomit at Spencer's Gifts should put some pep back into her step.

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Fri, 28 Jan 2011 14:39:53 -0500

Get them while they're young.

Escalator Ninja

Tue, 18 Jan 2011 12:35:04 -0500

He has finally come to return the ill-fitting slacks his most-honorable Aunt Cindy got him for Christmas.

Mall Unveils Man-Eating Koi/Piranha Hybrid

Sat, 08 Jan 2011 11:52:15 -0500

All the more reason not to let your child wander off in the mall.

Honest Shopping Mall Map: Holiday Edition

Wed, 22 Dec 2010 15:39:02 -0500

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Thu, 16 Dec 2010 15:06:59 -0500

An elderly couple stood on the stairs for 5 hours before their grandchildren had to come pick them up and take them home.

Mall Cop

Sun, 31 Oct 2010 22:20:29 -0400

Ladies love a man in uniform.

Honest Shopping Mall Map

Thu, 21 Oct 2010 16:23:02 -0400

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Child Doesn't Want to go to the Auburn Store

Thu, 23 Sep 2010 12:08:56 -0400

I don't blame him, the 'Bama store is much closer to the Orange Julius.

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Thu, 12 Aug 2010 18:20:55 -0400

False Advertising!

Man Freaks Out Because Mall is Closed

Tue, 29 Jun 2010 12:16:03 -0400

He'd shop online, but there's no place to get a good pretzel on the Internet.

Playing Tag With Mall Security

Mon, 05 Apr 2010 11:54:19 -0400

This marks the first time in history anyone disrespected mall security.

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Thu, 03 Dec 2009 16:04:57 -0500

Relax people, it's his STEP-daughter.

Nothing like a good walk through the mall to stay healthy and completely insane

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 16:56:42 -0400

Crazy mall lady is crazy.

Banana Tragedy

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 11:47:59 -0400

It's sad to see this happen when they are so ripe and fresh.

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Sat, 02 May 2009 01:36:19 -0400

That's not even his mom. She's a complete stranger.

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Thu, 26 Mar 2009 18:37:45 -0400

Don't be fooled by his soft, fluffy exterior. That's a cold-hearted man on the inside.

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Sat, 14 Feb 2009 19:13:14 -0500

"OMG, that's the mall Santa Claus during Christmas. I sat on his lap!"