Picture Know what would be awesome? Let's put on some Miles Davis records, or do you kids not even know what records are? Records is a funny word. Rec-cords. Rec-cords.
Picture "Everyone was getting so ripped I didnt want to tell them the vapours from the heated plastic were probably killing them."
Picture "For some reason spelling things in mass quantities of drugs never gets old." Maybe because you are high?
Picture "So what are these?""Munchies.""I know we're stoned but what's the name of the snack?""Munchies!"Now cut that out!