Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
At what point does it stop being a joint and become simply a tube of marijuana?
Works even better if you've filled the watermelon with vodka.
Don't worry, we got plenty.
No wonder my asthma isn't getting any better and I can't stop eating Doritos.
I heard they've got the best pot there.
Generally, helmets are supposed to stop you from hurting your brain.
That Afroman's a genius - he basically has the perfect excuse for everything.
Rather than make a pipe out of an orange, they made a fully functioning pipe and just jammed that into an orange.
If you've got a real pipe, why are you smoking out of an iPod?
Congrats, you turned a 300 dollar MP3 player into a crappy 10 dollar pipe.
Yet, somehow, when hundreds of heroin users get together to do the same thing, it's tragic.
If you can eat a slice of that cake and still operate your legs, you made it wrong.
The calculator is running much slower than it used to, but on the plus side it lent me this great Phish bootleg.
Next time you are in Amsterdam, stay at the Novotel. They have the most honest and awesome staff of any hotel in the world.
I have been looking for someone to organize my Phish bootlegs....
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