Oh man, now I lost my keys. Please help!!!
The Wii is the first video game console where smoking pot actually hinders your ability to play.
You know a pipe is good when it takes three people to operate it.
After this, the smoker got the munchies and ate his friend.
"No one had any matches, so he decided to take a log from the campfire to light his pipe."
Next step - hot boxing the insides of an inflatable Grinch.
You've gotta ration.
But did you ever think WHY we eat carrots?
No? Do you take American Express?
The Heroin sisters are still at large.
Me and my friends on Facebook.
To winter break!
It would be fun to drop a bowling ball right into the middle of this table.
If I were a serial killer from an 80's horror movie, this is where I'd stalk my prey.
Shouldn't you allot more for Saturdays and Sundays?
When you hit it, don't you get stuck?
"People love me." Incorrect, people love marijuana.
You love weed and grinding things?
Only one solution to that problem. Send in the philosophy students!
Like that scene in Harold & Kumar.
Dear Mom and Dad, Thanks for the textbook money!
Let's get a few poster tubes and make the world's largest joint.