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The Princess definitely has 1 or 2 tricks up her sleeve.

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But where do you go when you fall off?

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The road to victory is paved with rainbows.

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I wouldn't mind watching Toad spin out.

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Plus there's a fully dressed koopa trooper operating the streetlight from inside.

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Whoever's doing the best with the ladies by midnight gets a shell to the head.

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If you get stopped by a cop, just remember, they can't check your trunk.

Dude, don't even bother, cause I got the star! article Dude, don't even bother, cause I got the star!