The most famous Italian plumber in the world (sorry, Luigi), Mario is one of the most unlikely heros and the most likable videogame characters.
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Best of Dorkly: Mario is a Furry
If you wear a raccoon tail long enough, people are gonna get the wrong idea.
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Best of Dorkly: The Night Before Mario's Christmas
Not a creature was stirring, not even a Mouser.
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Dancing Nintendo Fruit Snacks Kid
This is what's called BG fruit-snack advertising (Before Gushers).
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Guy Plays Impossible Cat Mario Game
I don't know why they didn't call him Meowrio. Maybe it has something to do with not speaking English or liking bad puns.
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Best of Dorkly: Koopa Troopa Does Stand-up Comedy
Even seasoned comedians occasionally bob-omb.
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Best of Dorkly: Sheik Crashes a Bachelor Party
You don't need the tri-force of wisdom to realize this won't turn out well.
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Best of Dorkly: Donkey Kong Doesn't Back Down
You shouldn't run away from your problems, especially if you can beat them in a fight.
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Super Mario Unreal Tournament
With goombas, every shot's a headshot.
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Best of Dorkly: Mario Meets With His Agent
He'll take you to the next level for just 10% of your coins.
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Yoshi's Island Nursery
Weird. I would have thought the incessant crying of baby Mario in Yoshi's Island would have convinced them not to have a baby.
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Low Score, No Deaths Mario Bros Speed Run
I'm so unimpressed it's impressive.
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Super Mario Nyan Cat
It's-a meme, Mario.
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Best of Dorkly: Mario With A Portal Gun
The shortest distance between two objects is a straight line. Or a portal.
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Best of Dorkly: Mario's Horrifying Discovery
What happens in the warp zone, stays in the warp zone.
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Peach and Zelda: Boyfriends
Never insult another woman's plumber.
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Super Mario Bluegrass Cover
He's from the southern region of the Mushroom Kingdom.
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Mario 3 with Acoustic Jazz Soundtrack
This is the kind of Mario soundtrack you can take home to mom.
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Man Beats Every NES Mario Game at the Same Time
I can't decide it would be more impressive if he'd used four controllers instead of just one.
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Mario Bros Free Running Gym
Whoa, Toad is ripped.
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Best of Dorkly: Koopa Gets a Star
Even minions get their fifteen seconds of stardom.
