CH recently got its hands on Kim Jong-Un's wedding invitation that was circulating around North Korea last week. A very special thanks to our North Korean correspondant for risking his life for t …
They spent all their honeymoon money on an arcade instead.
After the ceremony it's tradition to coat the gown in plastic and use it as a huge Slip 'n Slide.
I now pronounce you very hot girls.
Please accept this complimentary letter as a token of our appreciation.
You had your chance, llama. You held your peace.
Here's to hoping they write their own vows.
An eye for an eye leaves the whole world having blind sex with strangers.
He definitely used the "get over here!" line on the honeymoon.
When you're engaged it's not sex, it's making love.
Finding him was easy. It was getting him to leave that gave the groomsmen trouble.
Beam me up?
Oops, wrong car. All these Excursions look alike.
"What if I told you it was Sasha Grey's luscious locks stuck in there? I'd bet you'd like that, wouldn't you?"
"Oops, that's not where I put the ring."
"I just don't think she's capable of remembering to scrub behind her ears."
A striking resemblance!
She's a very handsome woman.
Engagement is never a secure connection