Jujitsu Sensei video Jujitsu Sensei

If you ever find yourself before a huge Jujitsu fight in a foreign land, and they ask you what color you want to wear, always say blue.

Fastest Knockout video Fastest Knockout

All right, thanks for coming folks! Please validate your parking on the way out.

Japanese MMA Queen video Japanese MMA Queen

She's good and all, but I'd like to see her in the ring with a real fighter like Stone Cold.

Most Ridiculously Awesome Fight Scene Ever video Most Ridiculously Awesome Fight Scene Ever

So badass, you'll probably vomit.

Amazing Jumps video Amazing Jumps

Congratulations, you are now a yellow belt. That'll be $49.50.

Chinese Lightsaber Duel video Chinese Lightsaber Duel

Technically, Beijing is a land far, far away.

Marine Demonstrates Knife Hands video Marine Demonstrates Knife Hands

It's easy, like a hand through butter.

Self Defense for Dorks video Self Defense for Dorks

These moves are perfect for protecting yourself without earning anyone's respect.

Lightning-Quick Kung-Fu video Lightning-Quick Kung-Fu

We're convinced. He's earned his white belt.

Tae Kwon Do Super Move video Tae Kwon Do Super Move

He found his opponents one weakness: devastating blows to the head.

Martial Arts Fight video Martial Arts Fight

In Japan, these are how Democratic Primaries are decided.

The Funniest Death video The Funniest Death

"Arghhh... stop laughing... I'm dyin... Hehe, okay. It was kind of funny..."

Super Fast Karate Guy video Super Fast Karate Guy

This is what would have happened if Neo took the blue pill and opened a karate dojo.

Fast Hands video Fast Hands

Yeah he can fire off 6-7 punches per second, but he keeps missing.

Backyard Ninja Murders Plastic Containers video Backyard Ninja Murders Plastic Containers

He's recycling, with a vengeance.

Near-Fatal Samurai Sword Accident video Near-Fatal Samurai Sword Accident

A lesser samurai would have missed or killed him completely.

Real-Life Street Fighter Moves video Real-Life Street Fighter Moves

Even more impressive, he can beat M. Bison on the hardest difficulty, in real life.

Epic Concrete Breaking video Epic Concrete Breaking

This guy's almost as strong as Stone Cold Steve Austin!

One-Minute Judo Lesson video One-Minute Judo Lesson

The only sport where the moves take longer to say than to do.

Incredible Vintage Kung-Fu Footage video Incredible Vintage Kung-Fu Footage

Seventh-grade gym was much tougher in the '70s.