Fiesta Mascot Commands Army of Birds picture Fiesta Mascot Commands Army of Birds

Maybe we shouldn't do Mexican tonight

| 1 comment | May 04, 2012
Mascot Slams Real-Life NBA Jam Dunk video Mascot Slams Real-Life NBA Jam Dunk

Boomshakalaka, indeed.

| 18 comments | January 25, 2012
Houston Rockets Mascot Drops Trou video Houston Rockets Mascot Drops Trou

Real professional. You know, I expected more from a guy dressed as an over-sized teddy bear,

| 6 comments | March 13, 2011
Japanese Army Takes Down Rogue Furry video Japanese Army Takes Down Rogue Furry

Laugh all you want, they haven't had a mascot-related death in over three months.

| 23 comments | February 23, 2011
Fan Upstages Mascot video Fan Upstages Mascot

"You may have out-dunked me, but at least when I dance around in this inflatable blue muscle suit, I know people respect me."

| 51 comments | January 28, 2011
Mascot Gets her Groove on video Mascot Gets her Groove on

Four years at Juilliard, wasted. She should be dancing for a minor league baseball team.

| 34 comments | January 20, 2011
Utah Jazz Mascot Beats Up Fan video Utah Jazz Mascot Beats Up Fan

The MMA just signed him. From now on he's the Chuck Liddell Bear.

| 59 comments | January 18, 2011
The Fast Food Crew picture The Fast Food Crew

Ronald shouldn't be allowed that close to children.

| Be the first to comment! | November 07, 2010
Rad Anthem - Fast Food Mascots picture Rad Anthem - Fast Food Mascots

Who's more powerful, the Colonel or the King?

| 9 comments | November 04, 2010
Fast Food Mascots picture Fast Food Mascots

Jack overheated on the dance floor and passed out.

| 7 comments | November 04, 2010
Ohio University Bobcat Tackles Brutus Buckeye video Ohio University Bobcat Tackles Brutus Buckeye

Mascot boxing is a sport that should exist.

| 27 comments | September 21, 2010
World's Most Suggestive Bee Mascot Dance video World's Most Suggestive Bee Mascot Dance

The last time I was this turned on by a guy in a bee suit, I was asked to never return to Wisconsin.

| 104 comments | July 13, 2010
Mascot Slams 20ft High Dunk video Mascot Slams 20ft High Dunk

He said he'd trade it all to turn back into a real human.

| 32 comments | April 28, 2010
Dancing Mascot Fail video Dancing Mascot Fail

Nothing pumps up a crowd like a guy in a dog costume being taken away in an ambulance.

| 28 comments | April 19, 2010