It just touches your plush animal heart, doesn't it.
Sure, mascots boost team spirit and excite children and whatnot, but is there anything satisfying than watching giant plush creature absolutely wipe out? Here they are for your pleasure: 12 GIFs of fu …
He just wanted to have it his way for once.
Nothing inspires fear in the hearts of your enemies like bread.
It makes about as much sense as whatever that costume is supposed to be.
Pedobear brings out the best in fans.
"I dunno, but it looks like The Islanders mascot has a big red cock"