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			<title>12 Mascots Eating It</title>
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	<h2>Obliterated Alumnus</h2>

	<p><strong>Why He&#039;s There:</strong> Because there&#039;s nowhere else to go. All his old college buds are married with kids, and this is the one time during the year he can recreate his glory days, which weren&#039;t even that glorious to begin with.</p>

	<p><strong>Catchphrase:</strong> &quot;<span class="caps">BACK</span> IN MY <span class="caps">DAY</span> WE&#133; (muffled, presumably racist comment)&quot;</p>

	<p><strong>Cheer:</strong> &quot;<span class="caps">WOOOO</span> <span class="caps">AHHHH</span> <span class="caps">YEAAAA</span> I <span class="caps">LOOOOVE</span> Y&#039;<span class="caps">ALLLL</span>&quot;<br  />...]]></description>
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	<p>1. Moonwalked into a minefield.</p>

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2. Failed to give correct password to a sentry. Handler explained mascots don&#039;t speak. Handler was also shot on the spot.</p>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jul 2012 12:50:42 -0400</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 19:45:38 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>Why does it have to be a black bear?</title>
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			<title>I'm dating a girl who's an Atomsmasher, you've just never seen her</title>
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			<title>Turns out the mascot who tackled Brutus the Buckeye is the coolest dude ever</title>
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			<title>7 Awesome Mascot Fights</title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 15:44:13 -0400</pubDate>
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			<title>When a mascot falls, does it not feel pain? (Yes, but that makes it no less hilarious)</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 03 Aug 2010 16:32:26 -0400</pubDate>
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			<title>Untitled 18</title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2003 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[&quot;I dunno, but it looks like The Islanders mascot has a big red cock&quot;]]></description>
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