"Masturbation" Stuff

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picture This is one of the hazards of letting your retarded daughter become a model.

Spank Bank

Originals video Spank Bank

Slow Jerkin'

video Slow Jerkin'

Caught in the Act

video Caught in the Act

At least he wasn't jerking off to Sim Ant.

Wrong! I masturbated BEFORE I came to Taco Bell, as I always do.

picture Wrong! I masturbated BEFORE I came to Taco Bell, as I always do.

What's more embarrassing than getting caught masturbating in the library? Getting caught on camera by the news.

What's more embarrassing than getting caught masturbating in the library? Getting caught on camera by the news.

The cutest way to cat-ch someone in the act.

picture The cutest way to cat-ch someone in the act.

Masturbating in Showers Sign

picture Masturbating in Showers Sign

Ejaculater.

This means you can now masturbate anywhere this sign isn't.

picture This means you can now masturbate anywhere this sign isn't.

The fine is 20 dollars and a new nickname.

picture The fine is 20 dollars and a new nickname.

Likely part of a plot by the large, non-portable container industry.

picture Likely part of a plot by the large, non-portable container industry.

"Someone made this sign for the male showers at a base we were visiting in Iraq."

picture "Someone made this sign for the male showers at a base we were visiting in Iraq."

My Righthand's favorite movies include Old School and Boondock Saints.

picture My Righthand's favorite movies include Old School and Boondock Saints.

Let me guess - freshman dorm?

picture Let me guess - freshman dorm?

"I still believe that my rights were violated here, this resulted in eviction."

picture "I still believe that my rights were violated here, this resulted in eviction."

Why not just install a tissue dispenser in the shower? Problem solved!

picture Why not just install a tissue dispenser in the shower? Problem solved!

Maybe spreading stories like this is how they're attracting new rushes.

picture Maybe spreading stories like this is how they're attracting new rushes.

My friend apparently had a really runny nose.

picture My friend apparently had a really runny nose.

ATTENTION MEN: Start mugging the hottest girls you see on the street.

picture ATTENTION MEN: Start mugging the hottest girls you see on the street.

Hello, Moe's Tavern?

picture Hello, Moe's Tavern?

Read the star like it's a letter.

picture Read the star like it's a letter.

Tarzan Toy Fail

video Tarzan Toy Fail

Comes with Removable Banana Accessory!

If that's the case I'm not even sitting AT the table.

picture If that's the case I'm not even sitting AT the table.

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