Tag: Masturbation

Another way to spot a masturbator is to just see if he's a human being HotlinkAnother way to spot a masturbator is to just see if he's a human being
Sign the petition to make masturbation a sport! HotlinkSign the petition to make masturbation a sport!
Stupid cats and their judging eyes... HotlinkStupid cats and their judging eyes...
Trevor's right hand is a total slut HotlinkTrevor's right hand is a total slut
"I once whacked off to the cartoon image of Wendy on a Frosty cup" Hotlink"I once whacked off to the cartoon image of Wendy on a Frosty cup"
So that's where all those rolls of paper towels went HotlinkSo that's where all those rolls of paper towels went
That 41-59 period is going to be a good time for 'batin' HotlinkThat 41-59 period is going to be a good time for 'batin'
It's an inspiring tale of love, loss, and hand lotion HotlinkIt's an inspiring tale of love, loss, and hand lotion
It says 1,000 terms for masturbating but, to be fair, you'd probably never use 293 of them HotlinkIt says 1,000 terms for masturbating but, to be fair, you'd probably never use 293 of them
Inspirational advice from a man still recovering from yesterday's masturbation marathon HotlinkInspirational advice from a man still recovering from yesterday's masturbation marathon
"Well officer, I was just sitting here, minding my own business, when..." Hotlink"Well officer, I was just sitting here, minding my own business, when..."