Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Imagine his face when he realized it wasn't the world's best compilation of porn ever.
She should just be safe and get her tubes tied. That way she'd be safe from spreading her stupidity.
Ceiling cat always knows.
"I H8 MWIFE" was already taken.
I don't know about cutting oil, but there's definitely some foaming and penetrating going on.
Giants need some loving too. Unfortunately the shipping and handling on the massive fleshlight is a little steep.
The cutest way to cat-ch someone in the act.
Another way to spot a masturbator is to just see if he's a human being
If you're worried about anything, be worried that you're a dude named Maryland.
He's currently doing so right now... with his mind.
Sign the petition to make masturbation a sport!
Suspect was suspiciously co-operative.
It's like they say: once you go bleach bottle filled with warm water and tissue duct taped to a pillow, you never go back.
Stupid cats and their judging eyes...
GREAT news: it cures cancer.
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