Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"I once whacked off to the cartoon image of Wendy on a Frosty cup"
So that's where all those rolls of paper towels went
That 41-59 period is going to be a good time for 'batin'
It's an inspiring tale of love, loss, and hand lotion
It says 1,000 terms for masturbating but, to be fair, you'd probably never use 293 of them
Inspirational advice from a man still recovering from yesterday's masturbation marathon
"Well officer, I was just sitting here, minding my own business, when..."
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