Tag: Masturbation (Page 5)

Amazing hood ornament. Picture Amazing hood ornament.
Ooooh a shake. Yeah, I think I will try that. Picture Ooooh a shake. Yeah, I think I will try that.
My friend apparently had a really runny nose. Picture My friend apparently had a really runny nose.
Likely part of a plot by the large, non-portable container industry. Picture Likely part of a plot by the large, non-portable container industry.
Something is fishy - who goes to the library at 2:18 am? Picture Something is fishy - who goes to the library at 2:18 am?
My Righthand's favorite movies include Old School and Boondock Saints. Picture My Righthand's favorite movies include Old School and Boondock Saints.
Read the star like it's a letter. Picture Read the star like it's a letter.
This means you can now masturbate anywhere this sign isn't. Picture This means you can now masturbate anywhere this sign isn't.
"It was like this when we found it!" Picture "It was like this when we found it!"
Let me guess - freshman dorm? Picture Let me guess - freshman dorm?
One week into Freshman year and they are already the best of friends. Picture One week into Freshman year and they are already the best of friends.
Remember that guy who got caught masturbating in the public library? So does the local news, and it's sentencing time... Video Remember that guy who got caught masturbating in the public library? So does the local news, and it's sentencing time...
See if you can guess the puzzle on this hysterical gameshow blooper. Hint: it is not a banana in a top hat masturbating. Video See if you can guess the puzzle on this hysterical gameshow blooper. Hint: it is not a banana in a top hat masturbating.
What's more embarrassing than getting caught masturbating in the library? Getting caught on camera by the news. Video What's more embarrassing than getting caught masturbating in the library? Getting caught on camera by the news.
Now who's sinning, Jesus? Don't worry, I won't tell anyone. I know you've got a brand name to protect. Picture Now who's sinning, Jesus? Don't worry, I won't tell anyone. I know you've got a brand name to protect.
The one good thing about newspapers - the police blotter. Picture The one good thing about newspapers - the police blotter.
Psssst.... wanna watch a dog masturbate for 45 seconds? Video Psssst.... wanna watch a dog masturbate for 45 seconds?
Mucho Gracias Picture Mucho Gracias
It doesn't get much worse than being caught masturbating, unless what you are masturbating to is World of Warcraft. Video It doesn't get much worse than being caught masturbating, unless what you are masturbating to is World of Warcraft.
Now that's a local women's basketball game I might attend. Picture Now that's a local women's basketball game I might attend.
STEELERS WIN!!!! Picture STEELERS WIN!!!!
If you know you have herpes, you probably shouldn't be blowing yourself. Picture If you know you have herpes, you probably shouldn't be blowing yourself.
Ever since he found out he can do it, he hasn't touched the wheel. Picture Ever since he found out he can do it, he hasn't touched the wheel.
Do you maybe have another keyboard I could use to check my email? Picture Do you maybe have another keyboard I could use to check my email?