Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
No truer words have been spoken.
He calls the house looking for the dog. She always knew how to take care of him.
Cancer and a masturbation joke? How could you go wrong?
Imagine his face when he realized it wasn't the world's best compilation of porn ever.
She should just be safe and get her tubes tied. That way she'd be safe from spreading her stupidity.
Ceiling cat always knows.
"I H8 MWIFE" was already taken.
I don't know about cutting oil, but there's definitely some foaming and penetrating going on.
Giants need some loving too. Unfortunately the shipping and handling on the massive fleshlight is a little steep.
The cutest way to cat-ch someone in the act.
Another way to spot a masturbator is to just see if he's a human being
If you're worried about anything, be worried that you're a dude named Maryland.
He's currently doing so right now... with his mind.
Sign the petition to make masturbation a sport!
Suspect was suspiciously co-operative.
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