Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
ATTENTION MEN: Start mugging the hottest girls you see on the street.
So that's where all those rolls of paper towels went
That 41-59 period is going to be a good time for 'batin'
It's an inspiring tale of love, loss, and hand lotion
It says 1,000 terms for masturbating but, to be fair, you'd probably never use 293 of them
If that's the case I'm not even sitting AT the table.
An illiterate 11 year-old living across the street just added Lucky the Little Sperm to his spank bank.
Inspirational advice from a man still recovering from yesterday's masturbation marathon
Hello, Moe's Tavern?
"I still believe that my rights were violated here, this resulted in eviction."
"Well officer, I was just sitting here, minding my own business, when..."
"Someone made this sign for the male showers at a base we were visiting in Iraq."
"I was kinda surprised he knew what I was talking about."
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