Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"I H8 MWIFE" was already taken.
I don't know about cutting oil, but there's definitely some foaming and penetrating going on.
Giants need some loving too. Unfortunately the shipping and handling on the massive fleshlight is a little steep.
The cutest way to cat-ch someone in the act.
Another way to spot a masturbator is to just see if he's a human being
If you're worried about anything, be worried that you're a dude named Maryland.
He's currently doing so right now... with his mind.
Sign the petition to make masturbation a sport!
Suspect was suspiciously co-operative.
It's like they say: once you go bleach bottle filled with warm water and tissue duct taped to a pillow, you never go back.
But fap softly, you don't want to wake her up.
But if you really want to protect yourself, do all three at once.
Stupid cats and their judging eyes...
GREAT news: it cures cancer.
"My suite mate Sarah has, with two roommates now, masturbated for extended periods of time (think between 1 and 4am) while they were in the same room. Both were too embarrassed to say anything directly. When she began masturbating during the day, it becam
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.