Stop Workin' Start Jerkin' Sign picture Stop Workin' Start Jerkin' Sign

You had me at "stop workin'."

| 2 comments | November 16, 2011
Do Not Disturb Masturbation Sign picture Do Not Disturb Masturbation Sign

This is exactly why no one goes to talk to the professor during office hours.

| 5 comments | October 12, 2011
Kid Who Smoked Pot and Watched Porn Publicly Shamed picture Kid Who Smoked Pot and Watched Porn Publicly Shamed

He got a lot of car horn honks to support his cause.

| 5 comments | September 28, 2011
Fun Fact from Intervention picture Fun Fact from Intervention

Hey, at least he's still working out.

| 7 comments | September 15, 2011
Computer with Lotion Dispenser and Tissues picture Computer with Lotion Dispenser and Tissues

Each time you pump the dispenser it opens another porn tab.

| 4 comments | September 08, 2011
Masturbation is Forbidden Banner picture Masturbation is Forbidden Banner

"What if your penis is smaller than an elephant's? I'm asking for a friend."

| 11 comments | August 17, 2011
Masturbating in Showers Sign picture Masturbating in Showers Sign

Ejaculater.

From Diane Cameron

| 13 comments | July 22, 2011
Wikipedia Ejaculation Ad picture Wikipedia Ejaculation Ad

Please target advertisements into napkin

| 7 comments | June 05, 2011
No truer words have been spoken. picture No truer words have been spoken.

| 2 comments | March 14, 2011
He calls the house looking for the dog. She always knew how to take care of him. picture He calls the house looking for the dog. She always knew how to take care of him.

| 14 comments | March 10, 2011
Cancer and a masturbation joke? How could you go wrong? picture Cancer and a masturbation joke? How could you go wrong?

From Abby CM

| 8 comments | March 03, 2011
Imagine his face when he realized it wasn't the world's best compilation of porn ever. picture Imagine his face when he realized it wasn't the world's best compilation of porn ever.

From Mike

| 2 comments | March 01, 2011
She should just be safe and get her tubes tied. That way she'd be safe from spreading her stupidity. picture She should just be safe and get her tubes tied. That way she'd be safe from spreading her stupidity.

From marbear

| 41 comments | January 13, 2011
Ceiling cat always knows. picture Ceiling cat always knows.

From Eva Santeford

| 23 comments | December 22, 2010
"I H8 MWIFE" was already taken. picture "I H8 MWIFE" was already taken.

From Sean

| 5 comments | December 15, 2010
I don't know about cutting oil, but there's definitely some foaming and penetrating going on. picture I don't know about cutting oil, but there's definitely some foaming and penetrating going on.

| 121 comments | December 02, 2010
Giants need some loving too. Unfortunately the shipping and handling on the massive fleshlight is a little steep. picture Giants need some loving too. Unfortunately the shipping and handling on the massive fleshlight is a little steep.

| 72 comments | November 30, 2010
The cutest way to cat-ch someone in the act. picture The cutest way to cat-ch someone in the act.

| 45 comments | September 22, 2010
If you're worried about anything, be worried that you're a dude named Maryland. picture If you're worried about anything, be worried that you're a dude named Maryland.

From Juan Balcazar

| 13 comments | September 08, 2010
He's currently doing so right now... with his mind. picture He's currently doing so right now... with his mind.

From RIBS

| 13 comments | August 24, 2010